1. What is your first name?
“Chloe”  

2. Were you named after anyone?
Okay, fine, my name isn’t Chloe.  But Chloe is my almost-name.  It’s what my mom wanted to call me while I was in utero. That’s why I use it to blog; it’s got a connection to reality. (And with my real name, yes, I was named after someone.  A dude, no less.  Yay?)

3. Do you wish on stars?
Not anymore.

4. When did you last cry?
Yesterday.  I’ve been crying almost every day, actually. Go me!

5. Do you like your handwriting?
No.  I think it’s childish and uneven and I hate it and I hope it dies.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Tofurky.

Because I’d rather eat THIS…

Than this…

Call me crazy…

7. What is your most embarrassing CD?
Yikes.  This question made me realize I don’t own any CDs anymore.  I USED to own this CD, though…

And you bet your ass I knew every word to every song. 

8. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
No.  Please see questions 4, 7, and 14 for further details.

9. Do you have a journal?
Not anymore.  I totally used to, though.  I decorated them, and was a total high-schooler about it.  See?

(Yeah, it says “Journal” right on the front.  I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’m hella creative.)

(I remember I liked that chick because as far as my crappy French told me, it said something like “Little Bitch” on her arm.)

10. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
At my levels, I think it qualifies as more “abuse” than “use.”

11. What are your nicknames?
Cuntmouth, Kitten, Poodle/Doodle, “Chlo,” (okay, fine, not “Chlo” but the shortened version of my real name, so Chlo is standing in.  Deal.) and many, many more.  I’m VERY particular about nicknames.  I’ve got nicknames only my father calls me, only people who have known me since I was small call me, only a single friend calls me, etc. I get angry when people try call me by a nickname that “belongs” to someone else.

12. Would you bungee jump?
Fuck no, and fuck you for asking.  No.  No no no.

13. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off?
I untie my sneakers, yeah.  None of my other shoes have laces.

14. Do you think that you are strong?
I guess it depends what kind of strong you mean… Actually, it doesn’t matter because no, I don’t think I’m strong.  I strongly disagree with your choice to include the word “that” right there, though. It’s an empty word.  Go on, read the sentence minus “that” and tell me if it loses meaning or changes intention. It doesn’t.  Know why?  Because “that” is an EMPTY GODDAMN WORD 90% of the time. Stop, like, using it, like, all the, like, time because, like, empty words are, like, FUCKING USELESS.

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Ice cream is not what I’m in the mood for… And my favorite varies.  I guess, if I had to have some right now, it would be coconut ice cream made with coconut milk.  

16. Shoe size?
10-11, depending on the shoe.

17. Red or pink?
Both.

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
The way I look.

19. What do you miss most?
Being thinner.

20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?
Yes.  Every one of the zero people I sent this too should send it back.

21. What color pants/shoes are you wearing?
Navy blue yoga pants, no shoes.

22. What are you listening to right now?
My cat winding around my ankles, and headbutting the coffee table. It’s a dull thunking sort of sound mixed with little chirps from her as she figure-8’s around and around.

23. Last thing you ate?
Strawberries.

24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
“Corpse Gray” from the emo-crayons.

25. What is the weather like right now?
Apparently it’s “Partly cloudy with temperatures steady near 80F. Winds SW at 10 to 15 mph.”  Thanks a bunch, weather-dot-com.

26. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Patrick.

27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Height.  I’m 5’11” so looking at a man’s height comes with the territory.

28. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
I like the person I stole it from.  Does that count?

29. Favorite drink?
Iced almond milk chai.

30. Favorite sport?
There isn’t a single sport I love watching in general.  There are plenty of TEAMS or PEOPLE I like watching, though.  In American football, baseball, speed skating, tennis…

31. Hair color?
Ugly, ugly, UGLY.  It’s not blonde.  It’s not brown.  It’s this murky, ugly, in-between.  I usually color it…  I’m growing it out right now, though.  I don’t know what I’m going to do with it… Probably cave and dye it again, because it’s so ugly.  Here, look – this is a picture from the last time I had my hair all grown out with no color.  (The shape of the erasing is funny because I was making a weird face in this – jaw wide open… It amuses me.  Also, I was being careful with the eraser toward the top, then I got lazy.  But rest assured my face isn’t made of loops or odd angles like that.  OR IS IT?!)

See? STUPID color hair.  Which is why I usually dye it.

32. Eye color?
Medium blue, with dark blue rings on the outer edge.  The very top of my right eye has a streak of brown in it, though.  If you squint, and maybe smoke half a joint, you can kinda see the brown haze at the top here…

33. Do you wear contacts?
I used to… I’ve worn glasses for about a year, but I need to get to the eye doctor and get a new Rx so I can get contacts again.

34. Favorite food?
I’d choose a well-cooked artichoke with lemon juice over just about anything else on the planet.

35. Last movie you watched?
Youth in Revolt at home.  Last one at the theater was for work, and it was Marmaduke… Since I didn’t want to go, and spent the whole time secretly texting my roommate because it was SO effing bad, it doesn’t count.  So, the last theater movie I saw by choice was Iron Man 2.

36. Favorite day of the year?
I don’t have one.  I’ve discovered there is no day immune to sucking away your life and soul and happiness, so… Yeah. 

37. Scary movies or happy endings?
Either.  Just don’t try to combine them or I keeeeeel you.

38. Winter or summer?
MEH to both of them.  I prefer late spring or early fall. 

39. Hugs or kisses?
Hugs.  I wish I got more of ‘em.

40. What is your favorite dessert?
It changes, often with the weather.  Right now, Italian Ice FTW!

41. Who is most likely to do this meme?
Anyone awesome.

42. Who is the least likely to do this meme and comment?
People who consider this beneath them. (Arguably these are actually the awesome people, but I digress…)

43. What books are you reading?
Well, since I forgot to bring any reading material to my Dad’s (where I’m house/cat-sitting and cleaning) I’ve been reading some really groundbreaking stuff.  Namely, this:

Obviously, I’ve gleaned a lot of useful information.  I plan on compiling a list of things and telling The Man, “Hey baby, ur doin’ it wrong! And let me tell you why…”  He’s always been the type to live how others tell him to, especially me.  So I think this will go over swimmingly.

44. What’s on your mouse pad?
I don’t have a mouse pad.  Suck it.

45. What did you watch on TV last night?
There was fuckall on, so I went to OnDemand and hung out with this guy:

He shared some wisdom with me, about love…

“The reason you haven’t felt it is because it doesn’t exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons. You’re born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I’m living like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t one.”

Cheerful.

46. Favorite smells?
I hate questions like this.  It DEPENDS, man.  I mean, I like the smell of clean laundry, but if my dinner smelled like that I’d be none too pleased.

47. Favorite sound?
Cheesy as it is, Antonio’s heartbeat.

48. Rolling Stones or Beatles?
Beatles!

49. What’s the furthest you’ve been from your home?
3,500 miles away.

50. Do you have a special talent?
Nope. I’m resigned to the fact that there is nothing I do better than everyone else.

51. What is your ring tone?
The plainest one that comes with the phone.  Because, you see, it’s a goddamn PHONE, and I want it to sound like one.