From subtle:

1. What colour is your hair? 

I’m giving the “long and 90% unrelated answer” to this one.  Do excuse.

Here’s the really atrocious and insensitive way I describe my coloring to people: Hitler probably wouldn’t have put me in a propaganda campaign, but he’d have nodded, smiled and been like, ‘Yeah, she’s cool.’ 

My heritage is German, Scottish, Dutch, English, and Irish. I have pale skin that burns in the sun and steadfastly refuses to tan.  In the summer, I get freckles across my nose, and the tops of my shoulders are permanently freckled from working in the Tennessee sunshine.  My nose is round and hideous and my eyes are an unremarkable blue. My mouth is stupid and if you look closely you’ll see it’s lopsided, which is due to botched neck surgery when I was little.  The corners of my mouth turn down a little bit, and I think it makes me look like a sad, ugly turtle. 

My hair I refer to (lovingly, of course) as “filthy blonde.”  It’s not brown but it’s not blonde.  It’s not even dirty blonde.  It’s FILTHY blonde, and it annoys me (but I can’t help but be fond of it). It’s unruly and long and gah!  That said, I typically dye/highlight it a bit.  Depending how broke I am, and how long it’s been since a professional does it, it varies from blonde to reddish, but the red is accidental.  I hate the red.  I really enjoy highlights though, they grow out better than all-out dye. I went through my pictures and pulled this one out by way of demonstration.  Please note how stupid it looks, and how badly it needed to be cut.  I look homeless, I swear.

2. Would you like to be in a relationship where you had to relinquish all financial independence?

That depends.  If I was out earning all the money, working my tail off, and STILL had to relinquish all the money?  I’d probably be pissy.  Besides, the field I’m transitioning into wouldn’t really allow me to DO my job properly and advance in it if I had of check with someone before using/spending money.  But if Antonio made all the money, and let’s say I had some small income on the side but I mostly worked from home?  Yeah, I’d be more than happy to not control money at all and be financially dependent.  The only thing I’d want to be sure I was prepared for was some atrocious accident where I NEEDED the ability to access money because he was lying in a hospital or something.  Antonio is an intelligent and prepared kinda guy, though.  He’d have systems in place for eventualities.

3. Should I be worried by my recent inability to spell really simple words?

No.  And misspellings should ALWAYS be passed off as attempts at LOLcat speech. (Because attempting LOLcat speech is WAY cooler than being unable to spell, hey?)

4. Butt secks or vaginal?

Gimme a V!  Gimme an A!  Gimme a G-I-N-A-L!

There is a reason all the lubrication mechanisms and the clitoris are located in the vaginal area.  It’s the right place to have sex. *nods seriously* It feels great, it’s all lubed up, the chances of it being painful are quite low compared to anal sex, and there is no worry that GODDAMN SEWAGE is going to adhere to either you or your partner’s vital mucus membranes.

I mean, okay, under the right circumstances, with the right warm-up, with the proper amount of stimulation, anal sex can be really, really hot.  No denying that. 

But if you give me the choice, I choose the baby-maker hole, not the putrid-fecal-matter-maker hole.  A whole lot less worry about “Oh God, I’m just going to feel like I have to take a massive shit, aren’t I?  And he’s going to get some infection and die and Oh, God, EW!” goes into vaginal sex, yanno? 

5. Bondage or beating?

I dismiss the question on the grounds that it’s mean to try to force me to choose between them.  I do not want either/or.  I want both.  *nods*    I guess lighter on the bondage, heavier on the beating would be the closest I can come to choosing.

6. Can I still get an answer to these questions because I was officially away in March?

You totally got answers.  But not because you were away in March… Because I’ll pretty much answer questions year round.  March is just the time I get to emotionally blackmail you guys into asking them.

Incidentally, my roommate just texted me.  APPARENTLY she’s shipping off to Latin America for a few days for work, starting tomorrow at stupid o’clock in the morning.  Short notice, hey? I have the distinct feeling she will be awake ALL night packing/cleaning/etc. until she leaves at 3:00am or 4:00am or whatever for the airport.  I bet I get roped into helping… Hrm…