2. What’s your favourite song?

3. Do you hate doing laundry?

4. Will you hook me up with some new vegan recipes? Kitchen’s getting a little stale over here.

5. Would you rather give up music or television?

6. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. Do you like living with people (I’m still scarred from my uni dorm days…)?

3. How do you cope with the ‘sex droughts’ when you don’t get to see the A-man for ages?

4. Piece of technology you can’t live without?

5. What does the A-man look like? Give me a famous person he looks like or some other hint so I can get an image of him when you write about him.

So…. I get Johns through the INTERNET, not on street corners. Prostitution has come a long way, baby.

(Prices depend on what you want done. Who watches. Transportation costs. I’d give you a major discount, of course.)