subtle:  What would you have for your last meal?

I would choose a smoothie made with frozen bananas, coconut milk ice cream, and chocolate soy milk. Maybe some peanut butter in there too.

If you’d asked me 6 months ago, it would have been a large artichoke with nice sauces to dip the leaves in.

I’d probably change my mind on this one until the last minute.

weirdgirl:  Has ANYTHING ever rendered you speechless? If so, what was it? If not, lol.

I really couldn’t think of anything.  Sad, right?  So, you know what I did?  I searched my gmail.  Here’s what I came up with:

ME: You ARE romantic! Like that time you…. Um….  *scratches head*  Did some stuff…?  And it was… Uh… Yeah.

ANTONIO:  I know. I leave you speechless. I’m good.

I’m pretty sure Antonio wouldn’t know romance if it took him out to a candle-lit dinner and whispered sweet nothings in his ear.  Or if he does know a thing or two about romance, he’s guarding the knowledge like it’s a matter of national security.

In fact, while he’s generally a really great guy, I’ll confess that sometimes I think he isn’t even 100% sure how to be NICE, never mind romantic.

For example… I was in the bathroom, sick as a dog, puking my brains out for the third or fourth time one day, going on the second or so day of being so ill.  He sure as shit did not come to hold my hair back, see if he can get me some water, or even ask if I’m okay.  He lay in bed and announced things like “Shut the door!” so he didn’t have to hear it.

I dunno where he gets the nerve to not wait on me hand and foot.

subtle:  1. Is there was one thing you could do or one skill you could have what would it be?

I wish I had photographic memory.  But I know people who have it generally complain and say it can be hard to deal with.  So I guess I’d like to have willful photographic memory that I could turn off and on.

subtle:  2. Tell us of the losing of the virginity!!! (yes, I need details…)

Blergh.  I don’t like talking about this one.  Let’s just say it coincided with some serious self-hatred and the discovery of that “I don’t caaaaaaaare, I’m floooooooatyyyyyy!” feeling that comes with being shitfaced.

subtle: 3. What would your pornstar name be?

I used a generator online.  It claims I’d be Chandelier Bounces.  I am somewhat disappointed.

I need MORE questions, people.  This is it.  This is your chance.  Ask me random stuff.  Ask me for help on your homework.  Ask me about my feelings concerning Dexter.  Or, you know, ask me things about my relationship or BDSM or “related” stuff.  Bring it people!