I just HAD to share this.
I was outside on the patio with my brother yesterday, adding water to the hot tub (so the filter would start again, the little bastard.)
That’s when I looked down.
And saw this…
INSTANTLY, I ran back in the house, grabbed my phone, and began snapping pictures.
(In case you’re squinting at that photo wondering wtf is wrong with me, let me share a close-up of my discovery.)
Yeah…
Yeah…
YEAH…
We’re all seeing the same thing, here, aren’t we? Good.
I started giggling madly, and my brother came over to see what I was doing.
I apparently have no filter between my brain and my mouth because I pointed at the strange little ice formation and announced loudly, “It looks like a butt plug!”
(It took me a full minute to realize I should be horrified with myself, btw.)
Anyway, let’s all just ignore my absent brain/mouth filter and bask in the glory of my discovery…
For a brief moment in time on February the 10th, 2010, this glistening gift was bestowed upon the world. Since then, the elements have destroyed this miniature marvel. But we should all feel incredibly blessed to have been able to use the internet to share such a true miracle of nature.
While the ice butt plug on my patio may have disappeared from the physical world, I know that you guys, like me, will feel its mark on your heart indelibly.
*smiles winningly*
(You guys think I’m cool. I’m sure of it.)
Just be glad you didn’t have to use it. Brrr.
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Chloe Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
I really, really am.
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Hahaha, at first I thought someone forgot their butt plug outside!!! Funny that it was an ice plug.
Good eye!!!
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Chloe Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Oh man, if someone at my Mom’s house had left a butt plug outside, I would never have posted. I would have been to busy trying to pour bleach in my eyes.
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Cool, cool…..always the master (or should that be mistress) of puns my darling….nice one! Bet your ass it would have been ‘cool’….lol
love and hugs xxx
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Chloe Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Heh, why THANK you! I still owe you an email, missy.
And oh-my-goodness am I glad that thing never made it in my ass.
The moments when I think, ‘Damn, I am SO glad Antonio isn’t here!’ are very few and very far between. But you can bet this was one of them!
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ROFL! You didn’t feel the need to rescue the marvel of nature and place it in the freezer for future use????
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Chloe Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Oddly, I did NOT feel that need.
Someone should probably revoke my Masochist’s Club membership. *nods*
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I think you should have inserted it, yanno, just to see what it felt like.
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Chloe Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Ack! You’re nuts.
ALL of you are nuts, as a matter of fact.
It’s why I like you all so much though, so carry on!
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Bahahaha. Hell I’ve been looking at too many sex toys lately. The first thing that went through my head was ‘ooo a glass butt plug’ .. hehe mother nature is most awesome at times. Amusing at the least.
And yeah I wanna know why you didn’t try it
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You should have to make one to wear simply for not using the gift nature bestowed upon you. She’s probably planning her revenge, now that you’ve shunned it when you were all “feeling in tune with nature” just a scant few days ago.
Beware the wrath of a woman scorned. Or.. something like that.
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