First off, VFFF has been updated… And with some awesome food, I must say.  In case anyone is too lazy to click off their readers and get to my actual blog to see this stuff – feel free to check it out with a simple click, right from where you’re sitting:

Day 1 ~~~ Day 2 ~~~ Day 3 ~~~ Day 4 ~~~ Day 5 ~~~ Day 6 ~~~ Day 7

Day 8 ~~~ Day 9 ~~~ Day 10 ~~~ Day 11

And now, since I am in uber-limbo, unable to communicate in a timely fashion with The Man, and I’m unable to talk about any of the stuff I’m waiting to hear back about anyway…  And because something came to my attention that I’ll address tomorrow…

I present the best in recent search terms!

“bestiality bitch meme”  Wait, where?  I wanna do it…

“i put my collar on her –poppin”   Ha.  Hahahahaha.  Except now “poppin” is in my blog.  Twice, actually. So that particular search will NEVER bring anyone here again.  *wipes single tear*

“humanely sourced leather”  If you find a way to slaughter an animal and rip off its skin in a way that is “marked or motivated by concern with the alleviation of suffering” you let me know.  In fact, go experiment on your favorite pet, and report back on how that act displayed “evidence of moral and intellectual advancement.”  Kthnx.

“andes mint parfait”  (as well as “cant find mint parfait andes”) I KNEW my Christmas cookie post last year would come back to haunt me unsuspecting homemakers around the holidays…  Wait.  Jesus Christ.  As of TOMORROW, I’ve been blogging for a year? WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN!?!

cpr short stories erotic resuscitation  Here you were, innocently trying to find a hot short story about erotic cpr [Editor’s Note:  Wait, seriously?], and you get one about a dead woman at my job, hey?  Sorry I killed your boner, man.

omg im bored at work  omg me too. 

“master slave fantasy piss breasts dog cunt -mistress –gay” Does anyone else get these ADD searches and want to forcibly shove Ritalin down the person’s throat?  Oh, that’s just me?  Whatever, you’re all mean anyway!

“bdsm conquered princess slave”  Mario. I thought instantly of Mario Bros. 

“f”  Yes.  That’s all.  The letter F.   Deep.

For the record, “breath play” is ALWAYS my number one search.  Always.  I don’t even do breath play.  Not that saying breath play a whole bunch here is going to help any, but… Still.