I’ve had sex dreams for the past three nights. (I think I’ve reached a critical level of horniness, fyi.)
Anyhow, I texted Antonio this morning to tell him about last night’s dream. I mentioned that he was mean in the dream because we were fooling around and I had my hands on his cock, and then RIGHT before we were going to have sex, he jumped out of the bed and went to talk to someone else, totally naked (and sporting some sexy tattoos, I might add) in the room. I was pissed – I wanted the sexing, dammit!
I got this text in reply:
You had your hands on my cock? What, were you jerking me off? SUCK, BITCH, SUCK!
O_O
Well… I’ll just pass that along to my unconscious brain, then, Sir…
(I’m still giggling, imagining him actually incensed that my dream-self wasn’t properly pleasing his dream-self. Man, that cracked me up…)
That’s too funny. I really like that idea. I think I’ll start asking my wife about her dreams. I bet she’s committing all kinds of punishable offenses!
Hmmm. Come to think of it, I don’t know if I really want to hear the details. I might not like them, lol.
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Oh Gods, Chloe – that’s freaking hilarious!!
Let me know if your dream-self follows directions – I’d like to learn that trick!!
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