Comments on: MISSION: Bring Sexyback. STATUS: Failed. http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/ Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:14:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Chloe http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/comment-page-1/#comment-392 Chloe Sat, 02 May 2009 09:42:25 +0000 http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/#comment-392 HA! You totally made my morning with that one. Though I really think there needs to be some provision on my title along the lines of <strong>SHE OBEYS: Yanno... Most of the time... </strong> I like to think of it as a sort of daily reminder. I bring up my blog and go, "<strong>*handface*</strong> Oh THAT'S right... I <em>obey</em>." Cuz sometimes I forget. But, shh, don't tell. It's a sekrit. (Also of note - I think the spelling of "secret" as "sekrit" is some kind of gift from the gods. Please don't ask why - I honestly feel if I purposely misspelled most other words I should be smacked upside the head. But sekrit? It just tickles me.) HA! You totally made my morning with that one. Though I really think there needs to be some provision on my title along the lines of SHE OBEYS: Yanno… Most of the time…

I like to think of it as a sort of daily reminder. I bring up my blog and go, “*handface* Oh THAT’S right… I obey.”

Cuz sometimes I forget.

But, shh, don’t tell. It’s a sekrit. (Also of note – I think the spelling of “secret” as “sekrit” is some kind of gift from the gods. Please don’t ask why – I honestly feel if I purposely misspelled most other words I should be smacked upside the head. But sekrit? It just tickles me.)

]]> By: Chloe http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/comment-page-1/#comment-391 Chloe Sat, 02 May 2009 09:35:04 +0000 http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/#comment-391 YAY. I loved your list, btw. I'll hafta go comment properly when it's, yanno, not 5:30 in the morning and I'm not dying of tired and terribly afraid if I navigate away from this webpage I'll end up with my computer going all blue-screen-of-death on me again. (It did it earlier this morning, the bastard.) I don't really *do* pictures. There's that one with my fingertips in it (because Antonio's awesomely-giant hand is blocking the rest of me) and that one of my tongue... And that one of my collar. Eventually, I'll just get enough pieces of me up there, someone can form a collage. It'll be like a scavenger hunt! WOO! And Antonio basically NEVER answers the phone unless it's me, and sometimes work. But he has the magical ability to detect certain things. So if you start talking about how awesome you think lawyers are while thumbing through some really unpatriotic anti-American propaganda while thinking about how <em>amazing </em> you think anal sex is and it's all you want to do ever ever ever, he'll probably end up on your doorstep with the mad desire to kill you and an inexplicable urge to have sex. Seriously, if you throw in a cup of coffee, some baked goods, and a threat to my life, he'll probably spontaneously invent time travel to be at your place. He's kind of magical like that. Dear God, I'm tired... Zzzzzz... YAY. I loved your list, btw. I’ll hafta go comment properly when it’s, yanno, not 5:30 in the morning and I’m not dying of tired and terribly afraid if I navigate away from this webpage I’ll end up with my computer going all blue-screen-of-death on me again. (It did it earlier this morning, the bastard.)

I don’t really *do* pictures. There’s that one with my fingertips in it (because Antonio’s awesomely-giant hand is blocking the rest of me) and that one of my tongue… And that one of my collar. Eventually, I’ll just get enough pieces of me up there, someone can form a collage. It’ll be like a scavenger hunt! WOO!

And Antonio basically NEVER answers the phone unless it’s me, and sometimes work. But he has the magical ability to detect certain things. So if you start talking about how awesome you think lawyers are while thumbing through some really unpatriotic anti-American propaganda while thinking about how amazing you think anal sex is and it’s all you want to do ever ever ever, he’ll probably end up on your doorstep with the mad desire to kill you and an inexplicable urge to have sex. Seriously, if you throw in a cup of coffee, some baked goods, and a threat to my life, he’ll probably spontaneously invent time travel to be at your place. He’s kind of magical like that.

Dear God, I’m tired… Zzzzzz…

]]> By: Chloe http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/comment-page-1/#comment-390 Chloe Sat, 02 May 2009 09:23:58 +0000 http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/#comment-390 You REALLY, really do. Rockin' list, Lexi, and I'll be over to comment properly soon. If I knew how to do that super-loud whistling thing, I'd do it. (Actually, since this is the internet, let us just pretend I CAN do it, kay? Kay!) You REALLY, really do. Rockin’ list, Lexi, and I’ll be over to comment properly soon. If I knew how to do that super-loud whistling thing, I’d do it. (Actually, since this is the internet, let us just pretend I CAN do it, kay? Kay!)

]]> By: Chloe http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/comment-page-1/#comment-389 Chloe Sat, 02 May 2009 09:22:58 +0000 http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/#comment-389 HA. Know what I was thinking when I saw this? "Eeek, I told everyone they didn't have to be all 'dude' about what I said, but I didn't close the 'girrrrrl' loophole! Damn, how could I be so careless!" <strong>*snicker*</strong> You crack me up. And we're inching toward Monday - YouCanDoooooIt! I might write you an email, btw. I have a little story about a professor I had in college I wanted to share relating to your elevator post... So don't be alarmed if you see an email in a day or so! HA. Know what I was thinking when I saw this? “Eeek, I told everyone they didn’t have to be all ‘dude’ about what I said, but I didn’t close the ‘girrrrrl’ loophole! Damn, how could I be so careless!”

*snicker*

You crack me up.

And we’re inching toward Monday – YouCanDoooooIt! I might write you an email, btw. I have a little story about a professor I had in college I wanted to share relating to your elevator post… So don’t be alarmed if you see an email in a day or so!

]]> By: Chloe http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/comment-page-1/#comment-388 Chloe Sat, 02 May 2009 09:20:41 +0000 http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/#comment-388 You know... You're right - those things are (or at least CAN be) sexy, but for some reason, I still don't find myself sexy in the least... I'm thinking I'm going to have to ponder what it is I think sexy actually means. I think I might even squeeze a post out of it. Thank you for making me think, and for making me smile. You know… You’re right – those things are (or at least CAN be) sexy, but for some reason, I still don’t find myself sexy in the least… I’m thinking I’m going to have to ponder what it is I think sexy actually means. I think I might even squeeze a post out of it. Thank you for making me think, and for making me smile.

]]> By: Chloe http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/comment-page-1/#comment-387 Chloe Sat, 02 May 2009 09:19:07 +0000 http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/#comment-387 Awww, you are the sweetness. And seriously, that thought kept running through me head - if I found myself sexy in ANY way, I'd have worn out a dozen vibrators at this point, wouldn't I? As it happens, in the past... Oh, hell, I don't know... Nine million years or so, I've had ONE orgasm. That's right, ONE. And that one was when he was here. <strong>*le sigh*</strong> Awww, you are the sweetness.

And seriously, that thought kept running through me head – if I found myself sexy in ANY way, I’d have worn out a dozen vibrators at this point, wouldn’t I? As it happens, in the past… Oh, hell, I don’t know… Nine million years or so, I’ve had ONE orgasm. That’s right, ONE. And that one was when he was here.

*le sigh*

]]> By: Amber http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/comment-page-1/#comment-386 Amber Fri, 01 May 2009 12:17:07 +0000 http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/#comment-386 oh btw, I brought your blog up on my laptop here at the hotel desk and he saw your title, "She Obeys" and he exclaimed, "What is that?" I said a blogger bud's blog and he said, "I REALLY like that title!" I laughed, I said, "Yes, you would, wouldn't you?" heheheh :) oh btw, I brought your blog up on my laptop here at the hotel desk and he saw your title, “She Obeys” and he exclaimed, “What is that?” I said a blogger bud’s blog and he said, “I REALLY like that title!” I laughed, I said, “Yes, you would, wouldn’t you?” heheheh :)

]]> By: kaya http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/comment-page-1/#comment-385 kaya Fri, 01 May 2009 10:34:29 +0000 http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/#comment-385 Pictures?! I haz none. :( I can't believe you wriggled out of doing your sexy list. You should oughta be spanked. And we should get pictures! THAT would be sexy. By George, where is that Antonio? Can I have his number? I need to talk to him. Thank you, love. I'm tickled pink. ;) Pictures?! I haz none. :(

I can’t believe you wriggled out of doing your sexy list. You should oughta be spanked. And we should get pictures! THAT would be sexy. By George, where is that Antonio? Can I have his number? I need to talk to him.

Thank you, love. I’m tickled pink. ;)

]]> By: Lexi http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/comment-page-1/#comment-384 Lexi Fri, 01 May 2009 06:22:55 +0000 http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/#comment-384 I haz a sexy! I haz a sexy!

]]> By: Amber http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/comment-page-1/#comment-383 Amber Fri, 01 May 2009 02:21:03 +0000 http://obey.thenaturalorders.com/2009/04/29/mission-bring-sexyback-status-failed/#comment-383 I'm in NYC, the life is sucked out of me right now, I'm just finding this right now. Let me get back to civilization, k? as for your description of yourself, girrrrlllll..... NEVER describe yourself that way. You are smokin' hawt, and nothing else, hear me? SMOKIN'!!!! :) /coming to you from the depths of fucking hell, may it PLEASE be Monday? Can it be? Pls? Miss you all... :) I’m in NYC, the life is sucked out of me right now, I’m just finding this right now. Let me get back to civilization, k?

as for your description of yourself, girrrrlllll…..

NEVER describe yourself that way.

You are smokin’ hawt, and nothing else, hear me?

SMOKIN’!!!! :)

/coming to you from the depths of fucking hell, may it PLEASE be Monday? Can it be? Pls? Miss you all… :)

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